Tuesday, April 06, 2010

So, I Got This Giant Thing Out of Me.

I had this ridiculously big fibroid in my uterus until last Monday. That's when talented surgeon Jeannine Villella chopped it out of me. For those unfamiliar with these beasts, fibroids are (almost always) benign tumors that may be inside the uterus, attached to the uterine wall, or on a stalk outside the uterus. Mine was attached to the wall, and made my uterus the size of a 4 or 5-month pregnancy. It amazes me that the human body can work with a crazy invader like that taking up so much room.

I was surprisingly calm, considering this was my first major surgery. The fibroid was squashing my other organs-- organs I like-- so I knew it had to come out. I had an operation called an abdominal myomectomy, and was warned that there could be horrific pain afterwards... but there wasn't. There's been a lot of discomfort, swelling, bloating, and pathetic-looking walking, but it was not the agony I had heard it could be. Huzzah!

Now I'm under orders to take it very easy for the next 5 weeks-- no bending, lifting, cartwheeling, jumping on trampolines, scaling large walls, bungee jumping, skydiving, or riding llamas. The hardest part is definitely that I can't play with Sarina the way we normally do. She wants to tackle-hug me and have me chase her around the room, and my speed is more like that of a 90-year-old with a broken hip. But I'm getting there.

By the way, a true public service announcement for the ladies-- if you have a protruding belly that's not usually there, bladder "issues," very heavy periods, bleeding in between periods, digestive problems, fertility problems, miscarriages... get checked for fibroids. (I didn't have all of those symptoms, but I had most of them. I'll let you guess which ones, so I can retain my *cough* dignity.) Fibroids are very common and generally cause no symptoms (so they don't need to be removed), but some of us extra-special people get troublesome ones that grow really large or multiply like Gremlins, and those need to be evicted. There are several types of surgeries and procedures to remove them, depending on factors like the size and type and whether or not you care about your fertility.

I was mighty happy to wake up with a uterus, considering I was on the maternity ward! How awful would that have been if they had converted to a hysterectomy and I was surrounded by new moms?

A doctor had originally told me my fibroid was the size of a "baby's head" (why not just a nice grapefruit or something?), so my parents thought it was funny to get me a "Congratulations on the birth of your alien baby head" card instead of a get well card afterwards. I meant to ask my surgeon to take a photo of it for me, but I forgot. Afterwards, I asked her, "You didn't happen to take a picture of it, did you?"

"No," she told me. "It was ugly."

And of course, because I'm a writer and I can't seem to ever turn that switch off, I'm thinking about whether or not to write a book about fibroids now.


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13 comments:

  1. Or a book about baby alien heads... ;-)

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  2. That's so funny about the card - I love a twisted sense of humor!

    I hope you're feeling better and back to your old self real soon!

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  3. Thanks, Kim!

    AstonWest... you WOULD think of that. ;)

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  4. Eep!

    Glad you came through ok, Jenna! :-)

    Adam

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  5. Wow. What a massive fibroid!

    I have had fibroids, but little ones.

    I hope you'll be feeling much better now.

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  6. So glad it all went well, Jenna. (((greatbigtacklehugonholduntilyouarereadyforit)))

    PS - your mom is a sweetie, you can tell her I said so. :)

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  7. Wow, that is one heck of a fibroid/alien head. Love your parents' sense of humor. Glad to hear that your recovery is less painful than anticipated.

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  8. Well, I'll be....

    And all those years they were telling us to eat our fibre!! Well, I'm sure as heck glad I resisted!! There'll be no 'roids in this man's uterus - I'll tell ya' whut! (<---Hank Hill impression.)

    Good for you that thing's not taking up residence at Chez Jenna anymore. :)

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  9. Shew, and I thought regular-sized alien baby heads were hard on a body. Here's to a speedy recovery! Well, as speedy as a 90-year-old woman with a broken hip chasing after a wee girl... you get the picture.

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  10. That is so scary. I'm glad you're okay.

    And thanks for the list of symptoms...

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  11. Glad you came through things OK, Jenna.

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  12. Hello Jenna,
    I just sort of stumbled on your post here.
    I was very impressed with your fast to post
    it for everyone. I too had a fibroid tumor "head" removed Nov.12,2009.

    I would just like to ask how long it took you to recover from all they had to do to remove it?
    I had five surgeries done all at the same time myself. I am impressed with this personal web site. How did you do it. Have been on a web site all year with hystersisters...and I loved it. But, this last I sort of got cut off...because 2 or 3 ladies...who had the bladder sling as I did started asking more questions...so I answered them. We just became friends and enjoyed visiting everymorning & just getting to know each other.
    I am a bit well.."pissed". But, I am working on them for reinstatement. If a person wants to share...online, then this is their choice as I am of age...& I know what I am posting.

    Anyway...I still have many questions & only want to help others facing or going thru a post op for these tumor removals, bladder sling & multible surgeries. One has to have more than 2 - 4 wks recovery time sometimes.

    Am very interested in visiting with you.
    Have a Blessed Day
    Robbielcw
    Robbielcw@Gmail.com

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Nice to hear your voice! Er... see your voice? See your text? Bah! You know what I mean.