The proof that my child is better than I am

"Mommy, can we find some more of my toys to give away to babies who don't have any?"

She wins.

Conversations with my 2-year-old

Saturday

"I got a cut on my finger ankle." (Also known as the knuckle.)

Yesterday

"Mommy, what are some of the situations when we might feel exasperated face?"
"Well, if we wanted to color, but all our markers were dried out, we might feel exasperated."

"And if we came home and found out that Kira ate our whole house, we might feel exasperated."

"Well... yes. Yes, we definitely would."






Today

"Mommy, if you did poopies in your diaper, I would change you."